M.E. [Melvin Eugene] THE LAST ANGRY COP!
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|Posted on September 1, 2012 at 10:35 AM|
YESTERDAY: I’m Tiger Woods, absent the garden tools [Hoes].
TODAY: I reduced my 6,000 sq. ft. home to the 1,000 sq. ft. my wife and I use. Then rented the extra 5,000 sq. ft. to total strangers. I sold 78 of the 128 works of art that adorn our walls; keeping the 50 most valuable. This allowed me to eliminate 2 of the 3 heating & cooling systems used to maintain a constant temperature. We spend several thousand dollars a year on our children, grand-children and great-grand-children. I declared them as non-essential and wrote them off. This increased my net worth by 43.87%.
TOMORROW: I’m Mitt Romney-Bain Capital. Roll over in your grave Sam Walton; move over Bill Gates; aren’t you glad you moved on Steve Jobs; Warren Buffett is an accident... Who said Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods can triple my fortune. Please don’t let them run for president....